Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

I was mosasaur hunting when I thought I saw one so I got off my plesiosaur and ZAPP jelly fish just zapping my plesiosaur I panicked because I thought my plesio was gonna die so I took out my tea rifle and unloaded on the jellyfish even then he almost died we got the fuck out if there lesson being STAY AWAY FROM THE JELLY FISH
More Plesiosaur Funny Tips
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.