Oki, dis rlly funny, or maybe not, but here is a story.

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Oki, dis rlly funny, or maybe not, but here is a story. DA DA DA! One day a mosasoir was at da bar with a bronto. Da mosa blushed and Dey got rlly drunk. Dey got married but den... DA DA DA! Mosa later a egg. Mosa yelled WHAT THE FACK MOSAS DONT LSY EGGS!! A year later it hatched and they that it was a bronto, then fins showed. But den the baby grinned. GO GO GA GA, da baby yelled. Awwww said da bronto. They went to bed. And baby crawled out of its crib and stabed its own dad. It then grew a creepy grin, and killed its mother. It then escaped and wrecked havoc. Ty for reading!

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