Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
To those of you who are sad enough to be looking at plesiosaur tips at one in the morning cause you can't sleep π΄. Wait you don't do that? If so then go this tip is only for loyal Dodex users. When you want to submit a short but helpful tip say just run. Go down a lot of lines and leave a secret message. Press the up arrow so all the layal fans can submit short tips!
More Plesiosaur Funny Tips
Okay that grin is just the creepiest, am I right?
Research shows that 99% or players call their first plesiosaur Nessy. The other 1% are suspected psychopaths
Shoot it with a LONG-NECK rifle......... wow im just not funny at all.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...why is this guys face like mine when I wake up at 2AM and look at memes without my parents knowing then trying to hold back my laughing and before I know it my face looks like this...updoot plz...
The plesiosaur has the dead eyed stare of someone who has seen death and lived to tell the tale plus it's Scottish.
This boii looks like he wants to sell you drugs and is like
Drugs?
No thanks
Drugs
No weβre good
Drrugs
Who invited this guy?
It's the giraffe of the ARK waters. Very, very, giraffe.
Plesiosaur: Why does no one want to tame me? Mosa: Maybe donβt put on a face that gives everyone night mares and looks like you want to sell drugs
Plesiosaur: My face doesnβt do that!
Mosa: Read most of the Tips in the dodoex funny section
Plesiosaur: β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦.
One of the loading screen for doddex is "pleasing plesiosaur"
What does that meanπ
Your just in the water looking for sea crates oh whats that behind you it's the giraffe of the waters