(Nobody)

NO SOUL IN THE GALEXY

(Player) *blinks*

(Piranha) and I took that personally

Thing kills me faster than Avada Kedavra

“That’s a piranha”

-No one ever

Be warned, once you set one toe in the water, the entire piranha population of that ark heads to your location and they will rip you to shreds.

Puts tip of fingernail in water

Fathom12 lvl 35 was killed by a piranha lvl 9

Cross the river I thought, I’ll get some resources I thought.

Me:Crossing River

These things: WAKANDA FOREVER

Takes army of dodos and marches through the river

Piranha: Sup

Dies

Piranha kills dodos

NOOO MY DODOS

Kill them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😁

Why did the piranha cross the world? To get to the other side and murder the human that dipped his hand in the water to drink from it even tho he shouldn't have aggro'd from that far away what the hell these things don't even do that much dmg they're just EVERYWHERE

Oh hi thanks for checking in

I’m still a piece of garbage

Can we take a moment to appreciate how many of these crackheaded goldfish my megalodon and I have killed

Get the Marsupilami to kill them. Much easier, and efficient !

Kill it with fire they mob noobs

One day me and my friend were on raptors crossing a swamp we saw a sarco and we were scared because we thought he was going to kill us.But moments later about 23 piranhas were chasing us and it was a little no fight.But the stupid fish won!🐉🦖🦕🐟🐊

They attacked my giga 💀 of course you can see how that went but still

Me in 2000hr hardcore save: oh! Is that a yellow drop 2 feet under water? Yes please!

Pirantha:im about today end this man's whole career

My goldfish was flushed down the potty. Mommy, can I have one?

Imma tame a whole bunch then have a demon army

Taming and knockout? For you or the motherducker we know as piranhas?