In real life, piranhas only attack if they smell blood, in ark, they strip your flesh from your skeleton because you smell like a day old egg salad sandwich (and for existing).

Me:ahhhhhh…

Piranha 1:yes

Piranha 2:it can’t be

Piranha 3:get him!

Piranha 4:CHARGE

Me:HEY

All piranhas:ha!

Me:roars;goes into godmode and obliterates them

True story

I’m a piranha, I live in de amazon

A single atom goes in the water a piranha across the map “dinner time”

Kill it.

I’ve seen these things suicide just by swimming upwards to the land

wow

Noob: ohhh no I need to drink ohh look fishy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bad fishy ooooffff

The only thing aquaman doesn’t stand a chance against...

These things ARE SO ANNOYING.

I LOST MY LEVEL 147 REX TO THIS CAUSE HE WAS ON PASSIVE AND I WAS TAMING SOMETHING

My friend said you can tame these...

He lied

“Come on let’s jump in the water” they said

“It will be fun” they said

When I started ark, I thought the giants sharks were the scariest form of marine life.....

Harder to tame than a megqladon

Oh, you're just diving to get silica pearls?

That's nice...

Your 34 lvl Raptor was killer by lvl 2 Piranha

When your lagging and this guy starts to fly😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They couldn’t have made it look more out of a horror movie. They really couldn’t.

These things are no joke,when I get to a river,my toes are back at base!

Bro my dad love’s taunting these things he spots one, goes into the water to make it follow him close to the shore get out of the water and shoots it repeatedly with a bow and arrow and watches it give that high pitched scream

Mom no mom yummy times yum yum in my tummy