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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-27T01:26:11+00:00

I was taking my new Meg for a test and I threw out the cryopd and of course it got sick so I was like ok I will just wait this out next thing I know about a dozen of these are eating my Meg. so I go tame a new Meg and the same thing happened even though I went straight out into the middle of the frickin ocean, they followed me. 😐

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2023-11-10T05:02:22+00:00

kill these things they are so annoying they killed me early game 100 times i hate them

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-22T19:47:53+00:00

O a nice tame and it has little torpor it's only 5feet across the water the fish step one 14 in this water and you are doomed Doom to say doomed

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-27T18:55:21+00:00

Mobile Mega piranhas are such a pain, landlocked for the first 10 levels, (if you're noob like me.)

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-18T11:36:36+00:00

Tamed a bunch of these wish a fish basket released them in a river collected loot after

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-02T01:44:06+00:00

Go for a swim they said it will be fun they said

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-06T19:18:07+00:00

In ark it says megapiranha, not piranha.

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-09T04:07:55+00:00

One of my friend tamed a high level Rex another one had tamed a giga I tamed piranha and one showed both of them these dudes should be nerfed god damn

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-25T18:21:03+00:00

Me: sees phorranna

Me: Alexa, please kill that phirrana

Alexa: Suits up with Tek armor and Tek sword

Game: Alexa was killed by phirrana level 1000999999999.

Me: I really need some vitamin N. (No)

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-19T06:31:12+00:00

Me: getting fish to feed my dinos

Every piranha in a 69 mile radius: 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝗼

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-17T13:58:24+00:00

Riding a spino through a river: these things: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-09-20T02:47:58+00:00

Try to cross a stream

Me: it’s totally safe, it’s easy, let’s do this

Piranha: haha, got em

Me: wtf is this game

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-29T14:49:02+00:00

These things are so annoying they are worse than when you miss the ice cream van whenever you cross a river u p

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-28T13:30:57+00:00

Trying to fight a school of piranhas is like trying to get girls to stop following you if you’re the hottest boy in school

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-01-06T18:03:10+00:00

They are aids that's it

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-01-06T18:03:02+00:00

They are aids that's it

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2018-06-29T14:19:01+00:00

Once I was in the middle of taming two kaprosuchus’ and three of theses came over.....rip Kiki and Cocoa Puff :/

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-17T01:31:09+00:00

Tame one your good can kill any fish except it's own specie and much more can only kill regular fish

Don't pls

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-06T18:03:02+00:00

They are aids that's it

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-01-06T18:03:01+00:00

They are aids that's it