
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
I Let one of them Pegos run off with some of my mejoberries thinking “he will come back tamed sooner than later, right?” Well… That little robber got robbed of his life by a pelagornis! It just swooped in out of nowhere and snatched him up! The worst part… It swallowed him whole “gasp!” Extremely graphic.
Me, in creative mode: *Spawns in tamed pego*
pego: *Name glitches and starts levitating*
pego: y̴̛̺ō̸̥̳͝ü̷̘̹ ̶̢͇̚f̴̟̦̑̽o̶̤̟̊̊ơ̵̧̆l̶̛̟̟,̷͔̑̀ ̸̺̿y̸̫͊̋͜o̵͚̓̚ȗ̸̧̺͒ ̷̧̗͌̆h̷͔̍a̶̝̩͗͗v̶̠̂ė̸̘̰̈́ ̴̪̆ǹ̵̫̝͝ó̸̥̪t̴͍̊̔ ̵̖͆́͜s̵͙͊͐͜ǘ̷̢̼m̸͍̔͝m̶̞̰̀͠o̵̠̦͊n̵̖͌̾e̴̻͇̕͝d̴̹̦͠ ̸͕̗͋ă̷̦̔ ̷̭͓̿͠n̵̠̒o̶̖̾r̸͈͛͘m̷̯̗̅à̴̝ĺ̸̬ ̶̡̫̓c̴͈̤͠r̷̮͐͝é̷͎̕ą̵̳̈́t̵̢̒̂ŭ̷͍̮͊r̵̮͈̀͝ë̸͔̺́̚ ̶͖̹͑y̶̱̓̊o̷̮̠̓̽ű̴͕̲̐ ̷̙̀h̵̠̫̑͑a̵̤̩̎v̶̺͓̓̉ḛ̷̜͌̽ ̷̛͈̲̓s̷͖͠ṷ̷̐̓m̷͍̚̕m̶̮͊o̵̹̾n̶͉̮̈́̈e̷̥͒̕d̴͓̈̆ ̴̦̇̊ȧ̵͚͝ ̷̪͇͂g̴̗͝ö̷͔̗́d̷̠̏̎.
REMOVED: 37 fiber
Me: why would you need that? Your not very smart.
Pego:'growls'
REMOVED: 36 Spoiled meat
Me: your an idiot. Why would you take that?
Pego: 'gets angry'
REMOVED: 36 Simple bullets that you spent half an hour making.
Me: NO! get back here you little-
Is interrupted by Spino that pego has led me to a
-Jedi
One time while fighting an Alpha Carno, I accidentally tamed a Pegomastax. As the battle rages on, I assumed it would get killed, however, a few seconds later I get the message amongst the lines of “Your Pegomastax has killed an Alpha Carno”.
From that day on, her name was ALPHA KILLER!