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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pego aw man. Creeper awman parody
So we back in the island, while taming a giga today, today, today, today. A pego appears and stole my narcotics and prime meat. Today. Today. Today. Today. Oh no the giga is awake now. I die because of the pego.that piece of crap will die someday. Today. Today. Today. Cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of stuff again. Cause baby tonight you grab your atomic bomb and bolt again. And run,run,run until its done,done, until the sun comes up in the morn.cause baby tonight the pego trying to stole all of our stuff again,stuff again again.
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