
What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.
In crystal isles I live on an island and I see one of these things (a few weeks ago one took my cryopoded dire wolf) so I tell him if any of his buddies come around here im gonna make there life a living h*ll so then I pulled out my MasterCraft pistol said "hail Hitler" and blew it brains out. 🐀🦖💥🧠🔫