Once I was just started gathering berries and wanted to tame a unicorn but I little theif stole it and now I have at least a pet

+40% Pickpocket

+50% Sneak

Light hands [5]

Things it will take from you:

Your freind your life your neighbors that guy across the street your family your money your credit card your console your pc your pet your phone your home somebody in Russia somebody in China your ascended bow

A pego took 5 wood

Eh i have 5k at home

A pego took 50 crystals

Alright kinda pushing it a bit..

Pego took 100 element

…..at least it wont take my fert gig-

Pego took fert giga egg lvl 450

Giga egg….I GOT A ASCENDEDANT RIFLE WITH UR-

pego took ascendant rifle

SH!T

Taming guide step 1, craft a cruise missile step 2, find a pego step 3, FIRE

Reminds me of the person in a nerf war that steals all your guns and ammo

Ima take all ur stuff back to master in pvp

Me minding my business *game* removed crossbow *me* wut

"uwu notices your MasterCraft fabricated sniper rifle I shall borrow this now owo"

Tame this is like being a support hero whilst your genji spans the “need healing” but not staying still for the heals

I tamed one lost it a week later, its not dead i swear its just gone, i named it tax collecter, watch out your pegos can dissapear. Probably with my tax money too.

This thing steals anything, even if it's a titanosaur platform saddle that weighs like two tons. Great job wildcard.

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!??????!!!!!!

I have a quetion is it rare btw it steals from u so be carful

Imagine instead of you killing rockwell a pego spawned in and stole the kill as they do and then stole the tek enegrams and then took the element and then took your cooked meat.I HATE THESE CREATURES

I love these creatures I beat the dragon on alpha with level tem pego

Is it only me or are these creature underrated and goated

I was taming a diplodocus and one of these critters stole all my berries and tamed immediately. Named him Stuart the Trashman and he lives inside my house with wandering enabled

Put some guarding the back behind crop plots that’ll hide them so no one will see them ❓👀❓

POV: you are a pegomastax:

a guy trying to kill you with a shotgun

TAKE IT AND USE IT AGAINST HIM

a f***i** seagull comes and take you meat

TAKE HIM AS MEAT

your brother took you happy meal

TA- alright I don’t think I can do this because he’s doing it against his own family and kind

bump up for pegomastax to survive the island with only a happy meal and shotgun