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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the pegomastax? Funny pegomastax jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-07T06:50:02+00:00

He stole me a 190 lvl wyvern egg on ragnarok isn’t that funny???💀

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-06-25T20:05:06+00:00

I have never seen a pego but it feels scary to met one!

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-30T00:23:47+00:00

I don’t like it at all and I can’t submit this until it meets the word requirements

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-08T19:46:16+00:00

Dodo, where’s my super suit and rifle?

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-03T03:11:56+00:00

This MF stole my journeyman sword

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-29T18:16:12+00:00

This mailbox is mine.

And this trigonal sign.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-28T15:45:23+00:00

Me:walking around looking for an ugly or a trike or any herbivore

Every pego:MY BERRIES

Me:loses all my berries for some stupid pegos that are useless

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-13T09:04:10+00:00

Gimme all your sadness

Filler

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-23T22:06:24+00:00

these things are all powerful divine beings, which is why they can carry entire metal gates. everything fits into their mouth, which is a pocket dimension. once tamed, you can reach in there and take it back. just make sure it does NOT inhale or else you will become trapped for eternity, never to escape again.

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-09T17:47:09+00:00

So I was picking up rock and I get weight down and that little basturd comes up to me and steals all my arrows

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-08T14:06:29+00:00

You’ve been robbed of 2 spoiled meat thanks pego you’ve been robbed of ascendant giga saddle .... Hangs the pego over my fire place.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-10-29T00:19:00+00:00

I had three of these and I saw a lvl120 therizinosaur and they killed it in two shots

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-20T11:52:22+00:00

Me:

Looking for a Thylacone in the redwoods

Pego:

He is in my territory now. Give him HELL!!

Me:

What are those?

Pegos:

Attack!!!

Pegos stoll all my kibble and nacotics AND my cryro pod with my newly tame Thylacone!

Days later I killed the pego with the cryro pod after doing everything I needed it for

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-16T00:17:04+00:00

I was killing a trike but then one of these mfers came up to me, stole my amarberries then It tamed itself from the berries so I named it jerry

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-13T00:37:08+00:00

Put a medium 💩 in your last item hot bar. Watch them run away with the turd🤣😎

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-04T20:57:51+00:00

Friggin menaces stole my ascendent shotgun, THEY ALL DIE😈😈😈😈😈😈

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-27T22:56:11+00:00

Pov: your taming tracker

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-09T17:48:58+00:00

Me: You were robbed x1 *something idek*

The peggo who robbed me: You were robbed x1 life

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-23T07:32:16+00:00

Let me tell you tame like 20-50 of them and set them at a spot near a trench and grab a wyvern egg and make the wyverns go to these sh.ts and remember to name all them ":3" or something funny like that it's funny as h.ll to see there names just keep coming up as they die.

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-09T12:04:30+00:00

Hallelujah I have never seen any of these things I play on ark mobile 2.0