Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once I had two of these then I was like mating 🤔😏MATING then I did the setting and dilly dally you know how it goes I forgot to check the gender right u understand and then they where both boys and both had the hearts🤣and then I hated my self just check the gender just do you will not regret it
So once I was going on a quest (knowledge of your forbearers 4) with my army of dilos dodos paras I was riding my red skull (lvl 40 para) and my grey sail (lvl 22 pteranodon) was right above me and a titanaman drone attacked me I got of my para and killed it but I also punched a lvl 30 stegosaurus my red skull dead and my whole army lost now I swear to god that me and greysail will kill every stego we see RIP red skull and my dilo dodo para army
So I was new to the game and I decided to tame a trike. Equipped with my parasuar “Perry the Perrysuar” and Dick the dilophasuar we attacked.
It was a mistake. I used Perry as a meatshield but he died. Dick also perished. And I was left alone scrambling back to my base. None of us made it. Both Perry and Dick were loyal to the end. What good communists.