Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was trying to tame a max level parasaur and even decided to use a soothing balm so it would have the best possible taming efficiency. I went up a hill to search for mejoberries and carrots. I came back to see it’s taking efficiency was at like 20% and I didn’t have a clue why. I thought it was a glitch and was mad I wasted a soothing balm. I leave once more and come back to see a compy devouring it.
It all started with Nancy.. Nancy was a beaut of a Parasaur.. She was tall and smart and very affectionate. Well I havent been playing on the island long however soon after I did, I met Nancy. She looked proud and stood tall.. obviously didnt know if she can trust me. I soon tamed her and we had been completely inseparable from that moment on wards. I have to admit that at first I only wanted to use her to do a metal run which now hurts me to say but yes, i simply needed to get around. I soon fell in love with nancy and got her a friend called maxwell. Well one day whilst doing one of our river crossings to an island full of metal a meglodon attacked us which unfortunately killed Nancy but I managed to swim to safety. Nancy saved my life and I can say with certainty that I will never forget her.
I just started a play through of the island. By the end of day 1 I had 4 parasaurs, by the way me of day 2 I had 10, only 2 were male, so basically. The guys had all the fun when I decided to make an army of parasaurs and name them all cop and now we’re the para police force killing dilos and recruiting paras is our duty! (We actually took out a red one time it was sick) I’m now on day 15. Let’s just say I have a lot of police backing me.
I currently have a parasaur in my base. Her name is Edge, and she’s one of my highest level mounts, thanks to her growing old with me as she watched with happiness, getting new friends to tell stories to and have fun with, and she always made sure the base was safe with her other companions whenever I left with my green tapejara, Illuminati, or on my blackish-brown argy, Moth. She’s a beautiful blood-red with a black top, and last but not least a beautiful white “skull-mask”. Her looks may live up to her name, but her personality doesn’t. She has a good tiger-orange iguanodon friend (whom is also decently old, but still young), and her name was Hook. They often stand next to each other to converse about how their days were, or to help watch over base whenever I left. Usually she would also chat with my dodos, PAINt ‘n Eggo- or with the dilo couple, Nightspit and Blindshot, since they also shared old memories of when I was just a beginner runnin’ ‘round the beach. I love ya, Edge. -DNA