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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-22T10:40:22+00:00

I went out looking for a pteranodon.Found one and a parasaur knocked both out and tamed them. My parasaur and my pteranodon were so close to a sarco

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-08-12T08:51:18+00:00

I finally tamed a parasaur I named it Pary.It was my first big 🦕 Dino . We killed my first dilo together. Then a stupid trike can and killed her

RIP Pary😔

-I’s Aquatics

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-19T04:53:03+00:00

I tamed a level 9 para when I was at level 9

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-14T17:38:29+00:00

Squishy nose. Yesterday. Today. And forever ♾

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-30T18:52:36+00:00

Parasaur god:STOP abusing the parasaur or I will find you... and i will kill you

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-23T21:12:59+00:00

I used to have two (Olive and Oliver) lost both of them them tamed one and renamed it olive when I find another good level pary I will name him Oliver 😊 like please for lost olive and Oliver and hope they are safe (and hopefully not dead

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-20T21:45:56+00:00

Wow guys I've never tamed a parasaur yet but soon because I can craft saddle. Get a saddle for a parasaur ;)

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-18T14:03:52+00:00

The Rex fits through a two by three wall gap and so does this guy

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-18T06:13:26+00:00

Don't mess with this this guy he can kill a sarco without any help

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2018-06-30T00:02:06+00:00

Make sure to tame only females not to do anything but lay eggs to make kibble the more u have the more u can tame creatures like raptors so this is with all of dinosaur a lot of females gives u kibble = Tame

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-28T17:08:08+00:00

I once had a para called speedy bio and I only level up speed and one sad day he was eaten by pirañas

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-02T10:37:55+00:00

1 like = 1 luck that parasaurs dont run near your base with a dangerous creature when your a begginer

1 dislike = 1 bad luck that parasaurs will lead a whole pack of raptors or allosaurs (in the future or now)

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-09T01:03:44+00:00

When I was chilling I saw a green loot drop with a ring and since I know they give good loot I went and opened it and I found a Mastercraft parasaur saddle blueprint and now I'm wondering if I should tame a parasaur just to make it

-Luz

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-29T21:38:47+00:00

Amount of parasaurs ive found and tamed on ark: a lot

Amount of parasaurs ive found and tamed in Curious Expedition 2: 0

-BorkBro75

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-07-19T23:47:52+00:00

I told my noob friend about how parasaurs are super dangerous and you should avoid them at all costs. They may look friendly but they are super hostile. He believed it. I also told him the same thing about moschops and I told him the carnos look dangerous but they are perfectly fine and neutral. Lol he believes it.

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-19T16:41:59+00:00

NakedZombo Says KILL THEM ALL!!!

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-09T23:48:36+00:00

There moving in herds. They do move in herds

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-24T17:58:33+00:00

I was walking one day and I found a parasaur and it’s egg. So I took the egg.

You know what happened? NOTHING.

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-22T12:33:23+00:00

I remember one time I tried to tame a parasaur and then, I forgot to tell my dilo to stay. I hit the parasaur, and my dilo came charging at it, the dilo followed it into the water. I requested it and it came back.