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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
First starting in Scorched earth after the downfall of my Center server I brought my lvl 191 parasaur with me. Finally found a base location and as I run to grab water what happens? Gator grabs me,destroys me. Level 125. Needless to say I ran back to get my bag and get the saddle off my parasaur, but as I arrive what do I see?! My bloody parasaur with the Sun behind him, Sun glistening off the blood as he stands victorious over the gator guarding my bag, and waiting for me. Moral of the story, Parasaur is life.
I tamed a parasaur and even had it in a few boss fights to then when lost island came out I brought it over there but my console restarted for a random update and then when I got back on ark I turned around to grab my parasaur and poof gone didn’t upload at all and it’s not on any other maps
My first ever tame was a parasaur that I named Squishnose. I stood by him through famine, caves, and even giga attacks, and he did the same for me. I don’t know how I kept him alive so long but I did. Eventually, after soloing the first boss (which took over a year) I decided to leave the island for aberration, and I transferred him over with me. Then I went to Ragnarok. Then, it happened. We were exploring, just me, him, and a level 10 ptera named Berryraptor, when we were attacked by an alpha Rex. We just barely managed to escape, and o was setting up a camp for us to recuperate, when a dilo. A FREAKING DILO, snuck up and killed him. To this day, I refuse to let a dilo live, and in every map I visit I build a memorial to Squishnose the Mighty.
I was struggling on Crystal Isles- chased by a titanoboa across the darn forest! I finally managed to loose it, or so I thought, and I tamed my first Parasaur. No sooner had she tamed, the blasted titanoboa came up behind me and knocked me out cold!
I thought for sure I was done for, and when my Parasaur attacked it i knew she was going to die too. But to my surprise, she killed the snake, and saved my life! I named her Mongoose the Snake Slayer, and she's been by my side ever since.
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