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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
First starting in Scorched earth after the downfall of my Center server I brought my lvl 191 parasaur with me. Finally found a base location and as I run to grab water what happens? Gator grabs me,destroys me. Level 125. Needless to say I ran back to get my bag and get the saddle off my parasaur, but as I arrive what do I see?! My bloody parasaur with the Sun behind him, Sun glistening off the blood as he stands victorious over the gator guarding my bag, and waiting for me. Moral of the story, Parasaur is life.
My first ever tame was a parasaur that I named Squishnose. I stood by him through famine, caves, and even giga attacks, and he did the same for me. I don’t know how I kept him alive so long but I did. Eventually, after soloing the first boss (which took over a year) I decided to leave the island for aberration, and I transferred him over with me. Then I went to Ragnarok. Then, it happened. We were exploring, just me, him, and a level 10 ptera named Berryraptor, when we were attacked by an alpha Rex. We just barely managed to escape, and o was setting up a camp for us to recuperate, when a dilo. A FREAKING DILO, snuck up and killed him. To this day, I refuse to let a dilo live, and in every map I visit I build a memorial to Squishnose the Mighty.
Like a declining marriage, these guys are great at the start but over time get fat and lazy sitting at your base all day being left behind because you found a nicer, prettier Dino that's better. But these guys are loyal to the end and will happily carry you back to your corpse.
I was struggling on Crystal Isles- chased by a titanoboa across the darn forest! I finally managed to loose it, or so I thought, and I tamed my first Parasaur. No sooner had she tamed, the blasted titanoboa came up behind me and knocked me out cold!
I thought for sure I was done for, and when my Parasaur attacked it i knew she was going to die too. But to my surprise, she killed the snake, and saved my life! I named her Mongoose the Snake Slayer, and she's been by my side ever since.
1 like = 1 pet for Mongoose
I had 4 War Parasaurs nothing special, just 4 lvl 230 parasuar my tribe hated me having them I hade like 12 parasuars all above +230 and my tribe said go kill them so I said I'll attach a Alpha Carno.... They killed it... and then I went after a lvl 85 Rex... they destroyed it... But I can say 4 parasaurs cant kill a pack of allos, parasuars are really OP in packs.
I’m here to tell the story of Mr. Berry. So, what happened was me and my friend were mining metal, and our parasaur Mr. Berry was nearby. My friend “accidentally” hit a nearby carbonyms. Mr. Berry was on aggressive, and was killed by the carbonyms. Afterwards I made a grave for him and held a funeral ceremony. I have avenged his death with the deaths of 20 carbonyms. Please help me keep up the war effort. KILL THE CARBONYMS!!! (And never set your parasaurs to aggressive)