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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
First starting in Scorched earth after the downfall of my Center server I brought my lvl 191 parasaur with me. Finally found a base location and as I run to grab water what happens? Gator grabs me,destroys me. Level 125. Needless to say I ran back to get my bag and get the saddle off my parasaur, but as I arrive what do I see?! My bloody parasaur with the Sun behind him, Sun glistening off the blood as he stands victorious over the gator guarding my bag, and waiting for me. Moral of the story, Parasaur is life.
My first ever tame was a parasaur that I named Squishnose. I stood by him through famine, caves, and even giga attacks, and he did the same for me. I don’t know how I kept him alive so long but I did. Eventually, after soloing the first boss (which took over a year) I decided to leave the island for aberration, and I transferred him over with me. Then I went to Ragnarok. Then, it happened. We were exploring, just me, him, and a level 10 ptera named Berryraptor, when we were attacked by an alpha Rex. We just barely managed to escape, and o was setting up a camp for us to recuperate, when a dilo. A FREAKING DILO, snuck up and killed him. To this day, I refuse to let a dilo live, and in every map I visit I build a memorial to Squishnose the Mighty.
I have one named Chad, and I always upgrade his movement speed, so now he is zooming down the beach with me on his back looking for Dilos to tame.
Once I lost him and I was walking and he appeared literally
right in front of me, I was so flabbergasted yet so happy, I screamed with joy and my brother was like “Damn, you good?” So I had to explain to him and I was punching air in the game and hit a trike. I got killed then I come back to Chad standing on top of a glitching trike.
Me and my brother never laughed harder in our lives.
I was struggling on Crystal Isles- chased by a titanoboa across the darn forest! I finally managed to loose it, or so I thought, and I tamed my first Parasaur. No sooner had she tamed, the blasted titanoboa came up behind me and knocked me out cold!
I thought for sure I was done for, and when my Parasaur attacked it i knew she was going to die too. But to my surprise, she killed the snake, and saved my life! I named her Mongoose the Snake Slayer, and she's been by my side ever since.
1 like = 1 pet for Mongoose
Like a declining marriage, these guys are great at the start but over time get fat and lazy sitting at your base all day being left behind because you found a nicer, prettier Dino that's better. But these guys are loyal to the end and will happily carry you back to your corpse.
I managed to recently mistakenly tame a para, I was after the eggs and so I don’t get chased down by the mother I scare them off really far! This time when doing so they got close to a rock and got stuck and I was trying to hurry so I knocked it unconscious, then gave it berrys in a hurry because I’d never tamed one!