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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I tamed my first parasaur in ARK: MOBILE😄 i was checking it's setting I put it to aggressive so it can save itself from carno Or therizino attack but i didn't know it will start killing everything around. Yeah it was killed by a.... Small flying dragon thingy I don't know where the hell even it came from I haven't seen it after that incident. One up = one flower to parasaur grave😔
I had a parasaur named Julia, (my first EVER tame) lvl 20 I was on a PVE so I was walking to a huge base to leave her for that irl night, (my grandpa's base) She was following me, since I did not have a saddle. She was killed by a dilophosaur, I killed it and later, I tamed another, lvl 60 parasaur this time. I had it on attack my target, a pack of low level raptors attacked me... I was naked, (I just respawned after a Megalodon killed me) I killed two of them with my axe. I died on the last one, rush back after respawing expecting to have lost Julia the 2nd... NOPE....... Raptor dead, Julia had 27 hp... Then a dilophosaur killed her. Moral of the story is: NEVER USE A PARASAUR TO TRAVEL LONG DISTANCE WHEN YOU JOIN AN OLD SERVER (13396 DAYS) AND EXPECT A JOY RIDE...
I tamed a parasaur and even had it in a few boss fights to then when lost island came out I brought it over there but my console restarted for a random update and then when I got back on ark I turned around to grab my parasaur and poof gone didn’t upload at all and it’s not on any other maps