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I had a parasaur named Julia, (my first EVER tame) lvl 20 I was on a PVE so I was walking to a huge base to leave her for that irl night, (my grandpa's base) She was following me, since I did not have a saddle. She was killed by a dilophosaur, I killed it and later, I tamed another, lvl 60 parasaur this time. I had it on attack my target, a pack of low level raptors attacked me... I was naked, (I just respawned after a Megalodon killed me) I killed two of them with my axe. I died on the last one, rush back after respawing expecting to have lost Julia the 2nd... NOPE....... Raptor dead, Julia had 27 hp... Then a dilophosaur killed her. Moral of the story is: NEVER USE A PARASAUR TO TRAVEL LONG DISTANCE WHEN YOU JOIN AN OLD SERVER (13396 DAYS) AND EXPECT A JOY RIDE...

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