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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I tamed my first parasaur in ARK: MOBILE😄 i was checking it's setting I put it to aggressive so it can save itself from carno Or therizino attack but i didn't know it will start killing everything around. Yeah it was killed by a.... Small flying dragon thingy I don't know where the hell even it came from I haven't seen it after that incident. One up = one flower to parasaur grave😔
I tamed a parasaur and even had it in a few boss fights to then when lost island came out I brought it over there but my console restarted for a random update and then when I got back on ark I turned around to grab my parasaur and poof gone didn’t upload at all and it’s not on any other maps
So one day I had tamed this Parasaur I named chad and we’ll and few weeks later i tames I dilo I called him spity boi and I attacked a triceratops thinking “yeah they can do this!” But they couldn’t and I watched chad die in my very eyes of course it was THE DAY I GIT MY DILO and he killed the trike before I died I took pics of my fallen comrade (chad) and sadly had to take his meat XD I fed spity boi and made a grave for chad but the one thing I learned is….never put a para near a trike 1 like= MUCH RESPECC FOR CHAD