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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had a parasaur named Julia, (my first EVER tame) lvl 20 I was on a PVE so I was walking to a huge base to leave her for that irl night, (my grandpa's base) She was following me, since I did not have a saddle. She was killed by a dilophosaur, I killed it and later, I tamed another, lvl 60 parasaur this time. I had it on attack my target, a pack of low level raptors attacked me... I was naked, (I just respawned after a Megalodon killed me) I killed two of them with my axe. I died on the last one, rush back after respawing expecting to have lost Julia the 2nd... NOPE....... Raptor dead, Julia had 27 hp... Then a dilophosaur killed her. Moral of the story is: NEVER USE A PARASAUR TO TRAVEL LONG DISTANCE WHEN YOU JOIN AN OLD SERVER (13396 DAYS) AND EXPECT A JOY RIDE...
This is not funny I tried to get an egg to do you hatch and it was a fertilizing there is a baby in it and I put it next to the fire and it wouldn’t so I grab the torch and I kept on doing its helif when down to 50 it still said too cold to cold so I keep tryingand thorw to in to the the fire and it said too cold!so I ate it and just stared crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 rip baby paradur😭😭😭
Para life:
Para: walks down beach minds own business*
Rex: ooo a snacky snack!🤤😋
Para: notices Rex stalking him*
Para: What you lookin at….
Rex: you 🤤
Para: oookkk goes back to minding business*
Rex: starts following him*
Para: runs*
Rex: ooo somebody scared😂😂
Para: no, I’m just running away from the mistake that’s following me.
Other paras: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ROASTED
Rex: 😳😳😳😳😳
Para:😎😎😎😎🕶🕶😎😎🤙