
What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me : dies to raptors
My para lvl 380: oh we’ll suicide it is buddy
Me coming back being a master bower killing the raptors: phew
My para being seen no where: you’re parasaur level 380 has died to spino level 280
Me: WHAT THE- DUDE
Me: steals the spino egg and gets him low to make him run away*
Moral: never die To a raptor and bary in swamps..
When I tamed my first parasaur in ARK: MOBILE😄 i was checking it's setting I put it to aggressive so it can save itself from carno Or therizino attack but i didn't know it will start killing everything around. Yeah it was killed by a.... Small flying dragon thingy I don't know where the hell even it came from I haven't seen it after that incident. One up = one flower to parasaur grave😔
I tamed a parasaur and even had it in a few boss fights to then when lost island came out I brought it over there but my console restarted for a random update and then when I got back on ark I turned around to grab my parasaur and poof gone didn’t upload at all and it’s not on any other maps
Para life:
Para: walks down beach minds own business*
Rex: ooo a snacky snack!🤤😋
Para: notices Rex stalking him*
Para: What you lookin at….
Rex: you 🤤
Para: oookkk goes back to minding business*
Rex: starts following him*
Para: runs*
Rex: ooo somebody scared😂😂
Para: no, I’m just running away from the mistake that’s following me.
Other paras: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ROASTED
Rex: 😳😳😳😳😳
Para:😎😎😎😎🕶🕶😎😎🤙