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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used to have a parasaur that I had tamed at lvl, like, 9? And for some reason, I decided to name her Felishia. I had her for a LOOOONG time, and one sad day, I was lvl 35, I was out for a boat ride with Felishia and a trike I tamed at like, the same level I tamed Felishia. Then out of nowhere a sarco came and tried to tear up my raft, at first my trike went after it but when it was in water... all I could do was watch as the trike did LITERALLY NOTHING but SIT THERE and let the sarco friggin kill him ;-; THEN Felishia fell off the raft as I was paddling away and the sarco came after her, and so even tho Felishia FELL off the gosh dang raft, I said: “I will never forget you’re noble sacrifice..” and when the sarco killed Felishia, all I could to was boat away, looking back while saying... “Goodbye Felishia-“
I remember my first parasoar. His name was PerrySoar. He was my first ever tame besides a dodo bird.I tamed him on Herbivore Island. I brought him back to my base on my raft and showed him to my friend. Perry and me made a great team.We gathered berries,killed dodo birds,and ran away from raptors.Then I got better tames,and Perry was left behind.Another day, I found a tek Parasoar, and named him Lazer Perry.It was like Perry,but a robot version of him!One day,my friend and I wanted to explore the right side of our base(we had never been there before).So we took a few tames with us, including Perry. My friend saw a Dino he wanted to tame,I forgot which kind,so we stopped to tame it. Coincidentally,there was a bronto in the way, and we shot it by accident. That’s when things started going downhill. Me and my friend died trying to run with our dinos,and Perry died.But Perry still lives on.Every Parasoar after Perry,we named after him.There is GlowyPerry,PinkPerry,LazerPerry, and Perry Jr.
T. rex: allo, carno, giga, I have your order
Giga, allo, and carno: thank you chef rex
Parasaur on plate: OI IM NO DELICACY
T. rex: but your our most popular food on the menu
Parasaur on plate: oh ***
Parasaur : runs out of the restaurant*
Allo, T. rex, giga, and carno carrying forks and knifes: COME BACK MY DELICIOUS DELICACY
T. rex: no it’s my parasaur
Giga: no it’s mine
Carno: both u r wrong it’s mine
Allo: NO ITS MINE
All the carnivores: fight each other and forget about the parasaur*
Allo: WUT ABOUT DA PARASAUR
T. rex: oh come on it ran away
Carno: I guess we could always have a trike
Trike: oh ***
Me: *Sees a Para* The most magical being..
The Para: *Just walking around*
A dilo: *Sneaks up on the Para*
Me; …
The dilo: *Kills the Para*
Me: *Starts killing all dilos I see after that* I WAS GONNA TAME IT!! DUMB DILOS!!!!!!!!! *Unholy screeching*
My dad outside the game: HAILEY SHUT UP
My mom outside the game: STEVE!!
Me: 😌I have mom on my side