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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I was just at my base hopeing the level 19 Rex doesn’t come over to my base and I Whistled my Dino’s and I ran the Rex killed my 2 tek parasaurs my dilo and my Pterodactyl I ran to a nearby island and I turned around to see my regular para behind me somehow she out tan the Rex and survived
1like = 1 respect for my Dino’s
About a year ago I lost my Parasaur named Sprite because of its colours and I posted it on this section, And this year I found her, But when I went Looking for her everyday and one day my character was starving to death and I saw one that looked like her and I was like “NANI!” And I cried, when I lost her I had prayed to god that she was okay and she is in good shape now. Now I always breed Parasaurs in a “ Breeding den/House” thing. #LUCKYSPRITE
Lemme tell you a story about this almighty dinosaur. Once strolling through the beaches of the island, I encountered one of these legendary beasts. Out of the forest came a DODO. Another legendary beast. Then that’s when the chaos began. The dodo was approaching the parasaur and a speed of 2.845 mph and the parasaur wasn’t paying attention so the dodo snuck up, ready to attack. I watched as the dodo pooped and walked away from the parasaur. What a crazy fight I thought to myself the dodo literally POOPED and the parasaur didn’t know. This has got to be one of the craziest wars I’ve ever seen, bigger than supremacy vs 99 problems. This was crazy
I have one named Chad, and I always upgrade his movement speed, so now he is zooming down the beach with me on his back looking for Dilos to tame.
Once I lost him and I was walking and he appeared literally
right in front of me, I was so flabbergasted yet so happy, I screamed with joy and my brother was like “Damn, you good?” So I had to explain to him and I was punching air in the game and hit a trike. I got killed then I come back to Chad standing on top of a glitching trike.
Me and my brother never laughed harder in our lives.
I managed to recently mistakenly tame a para, I was after the eggs and so I don’t get chased down by the mother I scare them off really far! This time when doing so they got close to a rock and got stuck and I was trying to hurry so I knocked it unconscious, then gave it berrys in a hurry because I’d never tamed one!