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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m here to tell the story of Mr. Berry. So, what happened was me and my friend were mining metal, and our parasaur Mr. Berry was nearby. My friend “accidentally” hit a nearby carbonyms. Mr. Berry was on aggressive, and was killed by the carbonyms. Afterwards I made a grave for him and held a funeral ceremony. I have avenged his death with the deaths of 20 carbonyms. Please help me keep up the war effort. KILL THE CARBONYMS!!! (And never set your parasaurs to aggressive)
I had 4 War Parasaurs nothing special, just 4 lvl 230 parasuar my tribe hated me having them I hade like 12 parasuars all above +230 and my tribe said go kill them so I said I'll attach a Alpha Carno.... They killed it... and then I went after a lvl 85 Rex... they destroyed it... But I can say 4 parasaurs cant kill a pack of allos, parasuars are really OP in packs.
I managed to recently mistakenly tame a para, I was after the eggs and so I don’t get chased down by the mother I scare them off really far! This time when doing so they got close to a rock and got stuck and I was trying to hurry so I knocked it unconscious, then gave it berrys in a hurry because I’d never tamed one!
About a year ago I lost my Parasaur named Sprite because of its colours and I posted it on this section, And this year I found her, But when I went Looking for her everyday and one day my character was starving to death and I saw one that looked like her and I was like “NANI!” And I cried, when I lost her I had prayed to god that she was okay and she is in good shape now. Now I always breed Parasaurs in a “ Breeding den/House” thing. #LUCKYSPRITE
Lemme tell you a story about this almighty dinosaur. Once strolling through the beaches of the island, I encountered one of these legendary beasts. Out of the forest came a DODO. Another legendary beast. Then that’s when the chaos began. The dodo was approaching the parasaur and a speed of 2.845 mph and the parasaur wasn’t paying attention so the dodo snuck up, ready to attack. I watched as the dodo pooped and walked away from the parasaur. What a crazy fight I thought to myself the dodo literally POOPED and the parasaur didn’t know. This has got to be one of the craziest wars I’ve ever seen, bigger than supremacy vs 99 problems. This was crazy