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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the parasaur? Funny parasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thanks God it runs when we hit it or it will be end of us because my level 12 para killed two raptors and a carno
I remember my first parasoar. His name was PerrySoar. He was my first ever tame besides a dodo bird.I tamed him on Herbivore Island. I brought him back to my base on my raft and showed him to my friend. Perry and me made a great team.We gathered berries,killed dodo birds,and ran away from raptors.Then I got better tames,and Perry was left behind.Another day, I found a tek Parasoar, and named him Lazer Perry.It was like Perry,but a robot version of him!One day,my friend and I wanted to explore the right side of our base(we had never been there before).So we took a few tames with us, including Perry. My friend saw a Dino he wanted to tame,I forgot which kind,so we stopped to tame it. Coincidentally,there was a bronto in the way, and we shot it by accident. Thatβs when things started going downhill. Me and my friend died trying to run with our dinos,and Perry died.But Perry still lives on.Every Parasoar after Perry,we named after him.There is GlowyPerry,PinkPerry,LazerPerry, and Perry Jr.
The Rex fits through a two by three wall gap and so does this guy
Don't mess with this this guy he can kill a sarco without any help
I was
low level and I crafted a spear and I thought I could ad narcotics to it and I tried to tame it I failed because of stupid compy kill it
low level and I crafted a spear and I thought I could ad narcotics to it and I tried to tame it I failed because of stupid compy kill it
Me and my brother were playing ark just tamed a two one of them and we left it behind our house near the water.
So something killed it we just saw it died looked at its rotting corpse right next to the water we still donβt know the killer to today. His name was munchy
So something killed it we just saw it died looked at its rotting corpse right next to the water we still donβt know the killer to today. His name was munchy
One day while I was playing ark, I found a titanaboa slithering over to a trike, next thing ya know there was a fight, trike won and got knocked out so I was like βez tameβ and then after a couple of minutes of wandering around with my new trike I killed some turtles then came back to find my para missing, I searched everywhere high low couldnβt find anything, just like that one specific quetz that went missing so did my para, #PrayForNibbles
Johnny long legs is the creator of the parasaur protection program
It was my
It was my
When para lvl 1 pffft its fine when para lvl 20 woow when para lvl 100 woweeeeeee when para lvl 300 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im retarded
When parasaur lvl 1 pffft nah when para lvl 20 uuuu when para lvl 300 wuauduefjrhtsjntsnadnebevwgv
Bonus points if you name it proximity alarm
I was taming a raptor once by a jungle and my first parasaur (her name was Katniss Everdeen because every time I was going to explore she walked up to me even tho she was not on following as Iβd to say β I volunteer as tribute!) she was stand ing beside me being loyal af and then more raptors ( accompanied by a titanoboa) came out the jungle I on the raptors and Katniss took the snake on and the stupid snake killed Katniss before I could kill the snake (after I koβd the raptors) I killed the snake with my bare fucking hands like a badass so I could get vengeance for Katniss. Katniss now has her own personal area where I plant flowers every day. In loving memory of Katniss Everdeen.
So once I was going on a quest (knowledge of your forbearers 4) with my army of dilos dodos paras I was riding my red skull (lvl 40 para) and my grey sail (lvl 22 pteranodon) was right above me and a titanaman drone attacked me I got of my para and killed it but I also punched a lvl 30 stegosaurus my red skull dead and my whole army lost now I swear to god that me and greysail will kill every stego we see RIP red skull and my dilo dodo para army
Every time I take some parasaur, some thing comes and eats him, compys, rex, dodos...
I went to release my level 245 back into the wild and when I did he turned around and bit me. Like a lot.
I hate parasours
I hate parasours
I play on my PS4 and i have a parasaur named Flippy. He is awesome! (p.s. this tip is useless)
name it Jude then send to battle against Giga or titan. Itβll make me happy. donβt worry
Iβm the guy who lost Dave I got a new Dave
My first parasaur was named jimmy He died by god dawn compys when i was level 100
I forgot to enable target conscious so all my pets killed my knocked out parasaur π