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A Noob's Tale (based on true events):

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A Noob's Tale (based on true events):

Finds Parasaur

Tames Parasaur

Names Parasaur Doug

Gets unreasonably attached to Parasaur named Doug

Doug dies to a Carno while exploring

Avenge Doug using Doug's son, Doug Jr.

Doug Jr dies to a random alpha rex

Use Doug 3 as mount

Doug 3 dies to Theri

Realize there are no Male Parasaurs back at base.

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