The story of Greg is great, BUT....

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The story of Greg is great, BUT....

I can't forgive these birds for one reason and one reason alone. On the very first multiplayer world I did with my friends, I was the first person to get a Journeyman level crossbow from an Alpha. Keep in mind, I was a noob at the time so my friends were really excited for me. Well, we were making our way back to base, and not one, not two, not even three but FOUR, FOUR!!!!! of these demon birds from Satan's butthole ambush us. Not only did my friend lose his pike and backup spears, but I lost both the Journeyman crossbow and the blueprint to craft another one.

So, before you head to the coast, keep one eye out for how much of these buttholes there are...it could cost you everything.

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