Me and my friend had an alpha raptor near our base.

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Me and my friend had an alpha raptor near our base. He attacked it with arrows but unfortunately died.

This is how the scenario that followed played out.

Friend: I need to get my stuff can you distract?

Me: I gotchu fam

Me: (charges towards alpha raptor) FOR NARNIA!!!

Friend: Oh wait no I can go around it.

Me: Wha-?

Me: (proceeds to die to Alpha raptor in one hit)

Friend: Oops :(

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