Its like a sad wrinkled pingas horsie 😆

But running fron it is useless it will catch you and kill you.

I wonder what women do with these when the men are away

Ours is affectionately called d1ck neck

Ya frikin stupid ugly giant rhino ya dingus u killed my paradon

I honestly feel like these guys would be great at dressage. It would look really funny and make the ground shake a lot.

Dudes more brooder than Batman

Me and my friend were both venturing in the swamp looking for some high level paracers to tame, when we find a level 87 male. We were so exited. We knocked it out, and gave it some prime, but after a few seconds, the battle music starts, and we noticed a MAX LEVEL sarco beating the sh*t out of the paracer. Long story short, the paracer almost died, and ended up being tamed with a taming effectiveness of 23.

What if you were VERY TINY and got on him and when you got off and you died bc his enormous size was the main reason why you died? vote ☝ if you think that's funny.

They eat ALOT of berries. Tame a high level one, tamed one at 145 with mejo berries and it’s a great mount. Not fast but powerful especially if you breed and imprint

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This stupid Dino 🦖🦕 destroyed my 🏠 house so I killed with my spine

These are very annoying to tame, even knock out. Here’s why:

1: they have a whole crewtakin lot of health.

2: they are fast when running, and make me sweat like hulk.

3: they make me so angry I nearly break my screen.

4: they make me too angry… HULK SMASH!! (Screen breaks)

Bruh, why do people keep calling the paracer a penis horse, like fr 😂

he depressed because his neck longer than his wiener and everyone call him pen*s horse it’s not a horse get it f*cking right

They thic especially the females mmmmmmmmm

So I was taming a para and one of these... then I just herd the most worst thing... and I was in pvp.. so. A giga lvl 580 kill my thing and the para also me I can with my lvl 250 and lvl 750 rex and I just

Bruh...

Penis Giraffe, ‘nuff said

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE MORE WORDS 😤

Guys come on change the picture. Swap in a happy paracer pic. That looks less like a dick

Name it penis giraffe it look like you know yes

P E N I S H O R S E

I need more words so hi hi hi hi hi