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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the paraceratherium? Funny paraceratherium jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-27T13:51:30+00:00

These bois are great for memes and they are your best friends always tame one

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-18T20:36:37+00:00

It’s face looks like a d*ck wow

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-05T19:15:24+00:00

Its like a sad wrinkled pingas horsie 😆

But running fron it is useless it will catch you and kill you.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-06T17:53:52+00:00

I honestly feel like these guys would be great at dressage. It would look really funny and make the ground shake a lot.

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-01T12:57:30+00:00

What if you were VERY TINY and got on him and when you got off and you died bc his enormous size was the main reason why you died? vote ☝ if you think that's funny.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-09T00:41:18+00:00

Dudes more brooder than Batman

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-04T11:22:14+00:00

Me and my friend were both venturing in the swamp looking for some high level paracers to tame, when we find a level 87 male. We were so exited. We knocked it out, and gave it some prime, but after a few seconds, the battle music starts, and we noticed a MAX LEVEL sarco beating the sh*t out of the paracer. Long story short, the paracer almost died, and ended up being tamed with a taming effectiveness of 23.

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-26T12:18:32+00:00

This stupid Dino 🦖🦕 destroyed my 🏠 house so I killed with my spine

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-24T03:37:34+00:00

They eat ALOT of berries. Tame a high level one, tamed one at 145 with mejo berries and it’s a great mount. Not fast but powerful especially if you breed and imprint

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-12T06:24:09+00:00

Haha Smacc lip funni

HELL AAAAA

score -4 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-19T15:40:48+00:00

These are very annoying to tame, even knock out. Here’s why:

1: they have a whole crewtakin lot of health.

2: they are fast when running, and make me sweat like hulk.

3: they make me so angry I nearly break my screen.

4: they make me too angry… HULK SMASH!! (Screen breaks)

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-03T02:18:28+00:00

Bruh, why do people keep calling the paracer a penis horse, like fr 😂

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-22T14:32:57+00:00

he depressed because his neck longer than his wiener and everyone call him pen*s horse it’s not a horse get it f*cking right

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-03T00:58:36+00:00

So I was taming a para and one of these... then I just herd the most worst thing... and I was in pvp.. so. A giga lvl 580 kill my thing and the para also me I can with my lvl 250 and lvl 750 rex and I just

Bruh...

score -5 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-26T01:34:36+00:00

They thic especially the females mmmmmmmmm

score -7 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-06T08:31:57+00:00

Guys come on change the picture. Swap in a happy paracer pic. That looks less like a dick

score -7 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-18T17:14:55+00:00

Penis Giraffe, ‘nuff said

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE MORE WORDS 😤

score -6 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-24T00:31:44+00:00

Name it penis giraffe it look like you know yes

score -9 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-27T00:04:30+00:00

P E N I S H O R S E

I need more words so hi hi hi hi hi

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2026-06-15T12:14:45+00:00

Has anybody realised that it can be picked up by a... Baby procopterdon like wtf