Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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What if you were VERY TINY and got on him and when you got off and you died bc his enormous size was the main reason why you died? vote β if you think that's funny.
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Me & My tribe have always called these things Jar Jar Binks.
There not penis horses there giraffe pigs
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love π₯Ί
Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse
If someone calls dis thing a penis horse ONE MORE TIME My MAX LVL Paracertherium will jump out of my Xbox and whoop ur ass!
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEMπ€¬π‘π‘π‘π‘
If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game
MINI BRONTO MINI BRONTO!!!!!!!!!!
He Stomp and He Chomp with cannon on his romp
He Stomp and He Chomp with cannon on his romp