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Paraceratherium Taming Calculator
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May 30, 2017
If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game
Jun 28, 2017
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Sep 23, 2018
Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse
Sep 19, 2017
This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.
Apr 12, 2018
Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway
Mar 25, 2018
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
Jan 13, 2018
I tamed an albino and named it white rice
Jun 20, 2018
Hey look they made ice age a real thing
Nov 9, 2017
This horse is made entirely of penis. Enjoy.
Oct 10, 2018
Why they always look at you like they judge every move you make?
Nov 11, 2018
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
Jun 23, 2018
All hail the mighty penis horse with the powers of erectile disfunction he will destroy you
Dec 14, 2018
Real men tame lvl 420s with berries
Oct 22, 2018
Who else saw this and said ”What the fuck is that?”
Jul 16, 2018
His real name is penisaurus:)))
Feb 2, 2019
I saw one of these guys in the Redwood forest and I was like “cool look how big it is”
Then a Titanosaur was like “Hold my beer”
May 21, 2018
Bruh Me and my friend went on our quetzal and found one,and guess what.... I wasted 40 darts on that thing and it died
3 weeks ago
@ the “Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse” guy, *ASPCA ads start playing in background*
Mar 18, 2019
You apply for a veterans discount if you remember this creature as indracotherium
Mar 17, 2019
1 guy: Let’s put the paracer in ARK, it’s the biggest mammal ever
Another guy: no, THE BRONTO
Another guy: You think THAT’S big? Hold my f**king beer.