What are some funny jokes or stories about the paraceratherium? Funny paraceratherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
His image looks like he is depressed
Someone give my man a hug
Hello, im wonderin', would it hurt their feelins if i keep callin dem swamp donkeys and Elefant giraffe? -STG
It hasn’t drank water in ages because he don’t like the swampy water also guys cmon I see all these people talking about people say these are dicks and penis u made him sad now look at the picture he really sad
Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse
If someone calls dis thing a penis horse ONE MORE TIME My MAX LVL Paracertherium will jump out of my Xbox and whoop ur ass!
This sad thing is enemy of raptors . please ypvote it.
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love 🥺
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEM🤬😡😡😡😡
Me & My tribe have always called these things Jar Jar Binks.
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Just like a unsharpened pencil, running is pointless.
Mean ppl: it’s a penis horse
Me:SHADOW GET THE FLOP HERE
shadow the reaper:👁👄👁 okie
Mean ppl:OH NO
Shadow the reaper:dire wolf come here
Dire wolfs:we here
Shadow the reaper:Air Force come in!
All Phoenix:we here boi
Me:ATACK MY FLOOFERS!!
*all animals atack mean ppl*
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
"And here we see the elegant Dongneck in it's natural habitat..."
He Stomp and He Chomp with cannon on his romp
Why they always look at you like they judge every move you make?
One day I saw one of these big camel thing I a want to look at it. I wanted one so I went up to it to see it’s health. HE CRUSHED ME! My dreams where crushed, literally. 😑
Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway