What are some funny jokes or stories about the paraceratherium? Funny paraceratherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
His image looks like he is depressed
Someone give my man a hug
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love 🥺
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEM🤬😡😡😡😡
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Dam man sad one up=one hug for da sad girrafe
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
What
Maybe the reason they’re depressed is because everyone thinks they’re giraffes. Little does anyone know, they’re related to rhinos.
Why they always look at you like they judge every move you make?
I found one and named it prehistoric giraffe.....
Somehow it's prehistoric derp now,,,, 1 heart = 1 prayer for the derpy boii
POV:you give a giraffe steroids
Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway
I tamed an albino and named it white rice
Don’t worry guys, he’s my favorite creature in the game, so he’s got a friend. 🙂
"And here we see the elegant Dongneck in it's natural habitat..."
Poor guys are so depressed, hellpppppppp there so cute tho
Just like a unsharpened pencil, running is pointless.
Bah-dun-sss
One day I saw one of these big camel thing I a want to look at it. I wanted one so I went up to it to see it’s health. HE CRUSHED ME! My dreams where crushed, literally. 😑
Hey look they made ice age a real thing
I saw one of these guys in the Redwood forest and I was like “cool look how big it is”
Then a Titanosaur was like “Hold my beer”