What are some funny jokes or stories about the paraceratherium? Funny paraceratherium jokes submitted by ARK players.
He Stomp and He Chomp with cannon on his romp
giant tapir(paraceratherium)
oh my lord
Easy to kill with a normal bow
For new players who want leather
Great source of prime meat
Truly useful
WAIT! did these guy lived in every map of ark?
Peter, Peter the horse is here.
This sad thing is enemy of raptors . please ypvote it.
Real men punch him til he’s knocked out and feed him rocks
What if these were giraffes? Not Rhinos
I feel bad for these guys, they're basically Rhyniognatha food.
MINI BRONTO MINI BRONTO!!!!!!!!!!
Here a nice fact :
Paracaratherium also know as indticothires are actually in the same group of animals as rhinos,not giraffes.
-Ira's Aquatics
Me & My tribe have always called these things Jar Jar Binks.
Real men tame lvl 420s with berries
I KNOW IF NO ONE GOT ME, “DOG?” (My paraceratherium) GOT ME!!! He is gods strongest solider, the foundation of my strength (I built a house on him) anything that comes his way he stomps into the dirt 😤
You apply for a veterans discount if you remember this creature as indracotherium
It’s so sad that it has no friends like me, we’re both depressed:)
I thought it would run away in Terror I was not prepared to be a pancake
It ragdoll go crazier than the reason why my dad go get milk💀...
It’s just like a child a high calibre rifle will stop them
Looks like my man just went through a breakup