If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game

When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns

Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse

This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.

Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway