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Paraceratherium Taming Calculator
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Mar 17, 2019
1 guy: Let’s put the paracer in ARK, it’s the biggest mammal ever
Another guy: no, THE BRONTO
Another guy: You think THAT’S big? Hold my f**king beer.
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May 30, 2017
If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game
Jun 28, 2017
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Sep 23, 2018
Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse
Sep 19, 2017
This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.
Apr 12, 2018
Random fact about these.. beauties..
They're related to the rhinoceros.. in someway
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