Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.
More Paraceratherium Funny Tips
His image looks like he is depressed
Someone give my man a hug
Dam man sad one up=one hug for da sad girrafe
I KNOW IF NO ONE GOT ME, βDOG?β (My paraceratherium) GOT ME!!! He is gods strongest solider, the foundation of my strength (I built a house on him) anything that comes his way he stomps into the dirt π€
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love π₯Ί
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEMπ€¬π‘π‘π‘π‘
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
What
Donβt worry guys, heβs my favorite creature in the game, so heβs got a friend. π
Peter, Peter the horse is here.