Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

This Weiner Horse will be your new best friend slap a platform saddle on him and overcompensate even more and you'll never feel inadequate again, plus they come in all sorts of fleshy colors.
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His image looks like he is depressed
Someone give my man a hug
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love π₯Ί
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEMπ€¬π‘π‘π‘π‘
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
Dam man sad one up=one hug for da sad girrafe
I found one and named it prehistoric giraffe.....
Somehow it's prehistoric derp now,,,, 1 heart = 1 prayer for the derpy boii
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
What
I feel bad for these guys, they're basically Rhyniognatha food.
Why they always look at you like they judge every move you make?