Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Mean ppl: itβs a penis horse
Me:SHADOW GET THE FLOP HERE
shadow the reaper:πππ okie
Mean ppl:OH NO
Shadow the reaper:dire wolf come here
Dire wolfs:we here
Shadow the reaper:Air Force come in!
All Phoenix:we here boi
Me:ATACK MY FLOOFERS!!
*all animals atack mean ppl*
More Paraceratherium Funny Tips
His image looks like he is depressed
Someone give my man a hug
I KNOW IF NO ONE GOT ME, βDOG?β (My paraceratherium) GOT ME!!! He is gods strongest solider, the foundation of my strength (I built a house on him) anything that comes his way he stomps into the dirt π€
Dam man sad one up=one hug for da sad girrafe
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love π₯Ί
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEMπ€¬π‘π‘π‘π‘
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
When you breed a cow a horse and a giraffe then boom you got the beautiful beast to carry your goods until your jumped by dudes with guns
It's like a giraffe, has the face of a... thing... but is actually a rhino.
What
Donβt worry guys, heβs my favorite creature in the game, so heβs got a friend. π
Peter, Peter the horse is here.