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Jan 21, 2021
I went to suck this thing off but I wasn’t sure what head I should start with😂😂😂
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Dec 24, 2020
Like I know this is the funny section but like this creature looks so sad I feel terrible please show love 🥺
4 weeks ago
He Stomp and He Chomp with cannon on his romp
Feb 13, 2020
If someone calls dis thing a penis horse ONE MORE TIME My MAX LVL Paracertherium will jump out of my Xbox and whoop ur ass!
Sep 23, 2018
Guys stop calling this the penis horse look at the pic it looks so sad because you call it dickhead or penis horse
Oct 22, 2020
Guys Now Ik why these guys look so sad.
YOUR BEING RUDE TO THEM🤬😡😡😡😡
Dec 18, 2020
Stop being rude amor my level or my level 305 reaper will kill all y’all dinos and destroy your base
May 30, 2017
If you call it something that isn't penis horse then you really shouldn't play this game
Dec 27, 2020
MINI BRONTO MINI BRONTO!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 17, 2020
Just like a unsharpened pencil, running is pointless.
Nov 11, 2018
It looks so depressed in the picture. Somebody help this thing.
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