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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the pachy? Funny pachy jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2025-02-18T02:07:54+00:00

Eaeaeaaeaeaeeaeaeaeaaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeeaea pachy charge you: wait-nononononononono!

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-08T01:34:36+00:00

bonk go to hooman jail

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-08T12:04:08+00:00

Goofy ah construction worker lol

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-07T03:30:13+00:00

If you have a house surrounded by spike walls, there soooooooo annoying to get threw.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-11T00:57:00+00:00

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He one shots a rexes bacc

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-08T10:44:25+00:00

I want a dilo and a pack of these guys and knock people out on official lol.

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-08T06:18:42+00:00

Me when I realised you need hide for a patchy saddle: hello Dino.

Give me your skin

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-01-30T00:02:54+00:00

Never trying to tame again, obe time i was with my raptor blue and we just found a pachy so i was like,”im gonna tame that sucker” so i bola it and start shooting tranq arrows into it. I fed it alot of betties and went to bed and woke up to still seeing the pachy taming and it was at 99% but the unconscious was also close so i was debating in my head,”who is gonna win,the tame or the unconscious?” And what do you know, the unconscious won and i bola it again and shot with tranq arrow but ended up killing it, IT WAS EVEN MAX LEVEL NEVER ATTEMPTING AGIAN!

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-27T01:35:19+00:00

I named a pachy “Auzlberry” because there were floating azulberries above his head

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-03T07:10:12+00:00

I die by one I tame one of them

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-05T19:25:49+00:00

Me: harvsting dodo

Me:hits pchy on accident

Pachy:ITS TIME TO RAM UR TWO INCH BALLS

ME:*STARTS RUNNING*

PACHY:Y ARE U RUNNING BOI RREEEE

ME: GETS BUM SLAPED HARD AS HELL

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-24T22:05:30+00:00

Pachycelaphosaurus

Meaning: thicc headed reptile

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-14T02:55:39+00:00

Hey Noobies wanna know what a fist plus a pachy equals trust me you don’t want to know

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2018-12-23T00:16:43+00:00

My cousin said if I give it a hug I'll tame then I gave it a hug and died.

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-02T02:42:10+00:00

You can tame these woth a bola and club and use narcoberries aka drugs to keep it unconscious

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-01T03:09:18+00:00

Me not knowing these are my having to download this app just for this one purpose lol🤣😂

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2017-12-14T02:44:50+00:00

I tried to knock out a dino a my pachy ran out of stamina and it fell asleep

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-03T15:42:16+00:00

Its good for construction because of its natural hardhat

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-31T15:11:53+00:00

Me: *walks in the peaceful plains

Me: *sees a sign

Sign: ⚠️WARNING⚠️ Head butting pachies up ahead

Me: Really...

Pachy: Sup nerd

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

score -6 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-29T21:31:10+00:00

Didn’t know they could jump they want me to write more words