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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the oviraptor? Funny oviraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2025-04-08T23:49:57+00:00

Egg pov: HELP SMONE HELP ME PLE

Oviraptor pov: gulp

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-02-25T00:21:37+00:00

Over raptor song

I was having a good day at the time but then this time came around and then I was so happy. I was so happy that I decided to tame him and I took three giga eggs and then he ate them. He was happy but then I found out that he turned his back on me, turned his back on me, and he stole 452 giga eggs for my base eggs from my base And I wasn’t happy happy not happy. No no and he ruined this song. Cuz he and I hate each other. Mike drop. Ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2024-01-22T14:58:25+00:00

You thought it was useless so you killed every single one you found and then realized just how useful they are for kibble-making amongst other things, and you now cant find a Oviraptor and weep in sadness and curse your younger self for not taming them

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-04T02:20:26+00:00

Please use these guys In scorched earth

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-29T14:28:18+00:00

This thing will literally steal your girl

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-24T19:46:42+00:00

You see an ovi it says hello there

You:hi

It:got any eggs

Look in inventory level 180 wyvern egg

Also you:no

Ovi let me check

Ovi says yonk

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-27T20:04:21+00:00

Oviraptor:I have an egg it’s a broodmother one

Me:what? Broodmother:Give me back my children!!!

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-26T02:56:35+00:00

I carried this with an argie and put this in my house for a bit because they are kinda rare to find for me. so I can save it till I collected a bunch of eggs and then I saw that it laid and egg and I know that they attack you when you take their egg but it was already running away from me before I took it so then anyway I took the egg and saw that it was destroying my Storage cabinet so I got my argie and carried it away but I had to go get something from my other house so I dropped it and it was still chasing me so I flew really high and then watched it kill a 🦤 .....?! Unbelievable

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-05T08:50:31+00:00

Did you know, oviraptors atually dont eat eggs in real life, so these little guys got their diet wrong and are atually eating the wrong things

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-02T07:59:18+00:00

Oh no HAY MY WYVERN!!! COME BACK

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-15T17:46:39+00:00

Why is the oviraptor need that much eggs to tame it's the most harmless dino in Ark.😕😒

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-24T22:59:49+00:00

Under raptor 😀😀😀🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-26T11:07:23+00:00

The ovie knowing I only keep here so that I get higher egg production: please. Please I give egg don’t kill me.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-23T18:36:58+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-09-05T22:55:41+00:00

I would love this dinosaur to be my pet

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-24T19:49:03+00:00

Yo thanks for the egg I yonked 😉😉

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-04T00:37:09+00:00

You_thought_i_was_a_raptor.mp3

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-29T01:34:28+00:00

Arbiter should eat the food to eat the dog monkey.

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-01T01:54:32+00:00

WHY DO I WAST MY GIGA EGGS ON IT AND I DIDT EVEN TAME IT

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-03T04:46:20+00:00

Uh oh. Mr. Steal Your Children is here.