Someone once killed my otter so I picked him up with an argie and dropped him into the Wyvern trench and said “see you in hell!”
Otter

Jokes and funny moments about the Otter from ARK players.
Otterly adorable. Stick a hat on one and watch people drop at the sassyness.
Otter wars are going smooth. How are they? And rate my writing, I want to be an author one day! Help me complete my quest and up the otter wars. Level 7 just released! Enjoy :)
Squirrely
Otter wars Part 7 -The Wizard-
Reef ran over to the limp body as the survivor passed by the Troodon gone from sight. “You, you che- Cheated!” Reef said tears popping into his eyes. “I did, but do you think anyone would listen to you? A helpless little otter.” He walked…
Otter wars Part 7 -The Wizard-
Reef ran over to the limp body as the survivor passed by the Troodon gone from sight. “You, you che- Cheated!” Reef said tears popping into his eyes. “I did, but do you think anyone would listen to you? A helpless little otter.” He walked away and Reef glared at him with burning anger. Turning to Auroras soft and relaxed face, the tears came even more. “No, NO! No you can’t, cant.. can’t be…” Reef stuttered too shocked, for his best friend to be gone, the thing pushing him forward in the war.
“AURORA WAKE UP! DONT BE GONE FROM ME! YOU CANT LEAVE ME NOW! PLEASE! Please… NO!” He screamed, tears streaming down his cheeks down his neck. He picked up her body and went to the Archies, slowly setting her beside him and he took off with Auroras mount following. He went to the oasis and knocked on the door to Squirrelys house. He looked down at his arms when they came to the door and Reefs tears came even more. “Reef! Reef don’t go, it will be ok, just don’t!” The lord of otters tried to stop him but he ran to his archy and flew away. Squirrely put her hand on his shoulder “He’s gonna come back, it’s gonna be ok.” “But why did he bring her with him?” As anger bubbled inside him he had a location he needed to get to. Later he arrived at the volcano with a determined look on his face. Staring into the bubbling lava he spoke, “Dear unicorn so noble, your name is global, so allow me to enter, and be a kind mentor.” A platform arose from the lava on it was a unicorn staring at him. “Come in, Reef.” Said the unicorn. He stepped in and they sunk into a house in the volcano. “Please, I need my friend back, she’s too good to lose.” Reef said pleadingly. “You can have her back, but it’s not free. In return, you need something that means much to you, and choose wisely, there’s no going back.” Reef thought of things that ment much to him, hardly anything, as his family was gone and Aurora was the only thing he still had. “I, I don’t have anything that means much to me? It sounds dumb but she’s all I have.. I love her.” The unicorn stared into his eyes, pleading and scared. But a little bit of hope left- All the others who came wished for money or strength. He had so much potential to help the war, and so she nodded, he hadn’t anything left he had no hope beside her. The unicorn stepped to Auroras body and pointed her horn at the bite that killed her. Stars sparked out of the wound but sure enough the wound disappeared. “I’m glad I did this for you Reef. If I didn’t and this war ended with the survivors winning I would blame myself and never forgive either. Just wait awhile, you can stay here as she needs rest to heal.” “Thankyou so much, I can’t even express my joy, Thankyou!” Reef said.
-Squirrely For the otters inside they’re quite kind, and have right intentions in their mind.
Hehe. Sorry Squirrely (Me!) Went on vacation or in the Ark Realm, took a vacation to a new map. Anyways part five out today! Six is soon, sorry for delay. Stay tuned and up for more! Thanks, keep enjoying them :)
Squirrely-
Sigh. Thankyou Squirrely for all your support. It has been helpful the past few days of war. It started rough, but an otter was stuck in the claws of a turquoise and white argy named marshmallow, the otter soared through the air in the clutches of the bird and finally landed on…
Sigh. Thankyou Squirrely for all your support. It has been helpful the past few days of war. It started rough, but an otter was stuck in the claws of a turquoise and white argy named marshmallow, the otter soared through the air in the clutches of the bird and finally landed on the ground, he raised his bow in defense but he saw piles of food, an otter Sanctuary, and kind animals welcoming the otter. Many other creatures whom were constantly hunted were there too, diplocaluses, equus, otters, it was amazing! He was pampered there and got his armor and weapons back, along with a powerful mount of the name archopexex. He told his friends and the mayor of it and when otters were injured Squirrely would rescue them. Her noble steed Twinkles, (Twinkle Toes) protects the sanctuary with her sharp horn, in which takes up at least a third of the entire lakes land. If somehow a threat reaches the inside of all the protection, her 4 griffins all over the level of 150 charge it and make dinner for the otters. This wonderful place shall now be a resting place for otter warriors. They can come and go as they please, and even some other residents, not otters fight with the otters to stop deaths of their kind. Squirrely is a lifesaver, quite literally. She had even taped the start of the great otter revolution, as a warning for survivors to watch their back. She posted it on a place called Dododex, a place in which survivors chat about creatures and such. She has agreed to begin posting the otter wars daily. She suspects there to be at least 10 of them, this being the second. She will be great in the war. Today’s conference went well with her and we agree to meet at her base in the hidden lake. Any otters who would like to attend are welcome. We shall discuss the matters of war, as she has great technology that can be handy in the war. She knows how to work with metal and a strange thing called tek for suits of armor and weapons. She also befriended many animals called archopexex, which are more powerful than meganeuras. We decided to use these new bird type things with the Calvary. The diplocalusus are good mounts too in these matters, as they can carry many otters at a time. If only there were more good survivors like this on the island. So far no deaths from our warriors. Please help support the war effort and contribute to the otter war.
-Squirrely -Dont Disrespect otters, Or else your never setting foot in the water. Pt 2 of the Otter War.
Otter: *sees me* (chuckles) I’m getting tamed.
Kill in otter and the last thing you will see will be my otter ripping the body apart limb from limb and eating it slowly…………………..
Found this little guy hanging around my base, and im like "OMG" so I tamed him now hes my best buddy his name is "spark" because he spark my day
I named my otter Steve Furwin and I went swimming with it. It got killed by a manta :( RIP Steve Irwin
TOUCH ME AND U DIE. I meant protect me plz. I just be swimmin in da water.
YOU KILLED ONE!!! You monster
My otter got killed by a gigantopithecus. He deserves to die, someday...
Otters can wear cappy. Super Mario odyssey in ark. XD
So this singer got this pet otter right, well in her next concert she sung “Hello from the other sideeeeeeee”
Thank you Dododex for making it have a top hat
They can die when you try and tame them :-:
These are so useful and fun to kill.
*wall falls over*
OH MY- YOOOOOOO-OOO-OOO-OOOOO-OOOOO-OO-OOO-
-Here lies Pablo...
Cause of death: Saying otters are good to kill... I mean hes not wrong tho- WAIT NO-
Well I think we know who is becoming a chili pic next
Hippity hoppity your soul is now my property