What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
My cousin calls them water monkeys
Otter keeps you cold
Me: *enters the lava cave with 1HP surviving challenge*
*otters falls off*
Me: are you serious right no- *dead*
You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps
Me: tames a otter
12 seconds later
YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23
*pulls out shotgun*
Pray for the lord of otters you outta
If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...
Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.
If you don't like otters the world will end!
1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth
Soter dise 😢 good bye cute rest in peace world cutest thing
They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......
But most important of all
HE FITS IN A BACC PACC
I just bread my two otters, next step is floof army. -Amory
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.
My little Otto my otter is so cute😂😂😂😂
Little Otter is so sweet
He is like a lil treat,
So you imagine my anger and surprise
When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.
This is your last warning. If you kill another otter ur @ss will be screwed. Do not kill another otter or u will regret it. -otter god
When these come out who else is gonna have an army of tiny otter floofs?
Is is just me or if you had a chose between an raptor and a otter with a cute top hat I choose the otter
Up if you would do same
Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.
Very dangerous will destroy anything in its path.