Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Me: walking
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
U see 1 you tame and go to tame say a argy and then oh no ur otter friend is still on your shoulder when you get jumped by 3 tek armour guys on lv290 pts and a argy also 2 ascendent flak armour on 2 rex another tek guy on a giga so U throw otter at giga and kill giga and rider next he jumps onto rex and bites riders head off then proceeds to pop out eyes of rex and nibble on fish but U get picked by a pt but a piece of fish that ur otter was eating went into the pts throat and it chokes and falls out of the sky U land on the other rex rider and kills them then u pick up ur otter like a gun and shoot poo ammo taking out the enemy argy and it dies then ur otter takes of its top hat and gets a rabbit that flys over to the last pt and it dies and now U have 4 full tek sets and 2 ascendent flak and you tame the argy.
The Curse to Those Who Eat/Kill Otters
May you go on and adventure with your raptor you love the most. May you call of a cliff, and your raptor take all the damage and die while you are fine. May the place you fall into be the swamp. May you have to fight your way through it and the redwoods, and break all you have in the process. My you run into a raptor that looks like you old one, and may you tame. May a giga eat I it while it is unconscious. May you be chased by it until you find a rex and compys. May you take damage, but ultimately be killed, by an otter. This is the curse I give to otter killers.
-Jedi
Funny and long story about an 🦦 ok I was playing my single Player game and i saw the Cutest thing in the game!!!!a dodo. But than I saw an otter!!!! And it was love at first sight🥰🦦🥰 so I went crazy and killed About 5000 coelacanths and got about 100 fish and stuck it in my Hot bar and it only took 15 fish😎 so then I put him around my neck and happily went back home and slept.the next day I tried to tame A level 145 triceratops.long story short I died.and then i Thought that Otter is a goner.😢 so then I sadly walk to where i died and then I see an otter on a dead trike!!! And I was like “wow. He did it. Waaaaaaa!!!”so then i tried again with trank arrows and I am not kidding it was Mayham!!! It was me and a otter versus two dilos five compys and two trikes. It was an intense battle.I killed three copies one dilo three compys and one trike and sadly I didn’t make it.butt my otter did and he won!Moral of the story do not underestimate otters.