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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2023-12-03T22:19:36+00:00

My cousin calls them water monkeys

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-03T09:07:33+00:00

Otter keeps you cold

Me: *enters the lava cave with 1HP surviving challenge*

*otters falls off*

Me: are you serious right no- *dead*

score 3711 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-30T12:24:40+00:00

You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps

score 418 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-12T10:08:41+00:00

Me: tames a otter

12 seconds later

YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23

Me: bruh

*pulls out shotgun*

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-11-28T22:30:53+00:00

Pray for the lord of otters you outta

score 1068 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-18T21:23:04+00:00

If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...

score 398 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-15T20:42:37+00:00

Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.

score 136 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-23T21:36:31+00:00

If you don't like otters the world will end!

1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-11-28T22:22:51+00:00

Soter dise 😢 good bye cute rest in peace world cutest thing

score 633 · Answer 10 · 2017-08-18T22:14:18+00:00

They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......

score 295 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-08T01:37:23+00:00

He protecc

He attac

But most important of all

HE FITS IN A BACC PACC

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-18T17:33:18+00:00

I just bread my two otters, next step is floof army. -Amory

score 87 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-18T03:34:25+00:00

Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?

Me: walking

Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat

Me: hey little guy. How’s it going?

Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isn’t it.

Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-08T15:18:28+00:00

My little Otto my otter is so cute😂😂😂😂

score 475 · Answer 15 · 2017-09-17T06:51:19+00:00

Little Otter is so sweet

He is like a lil treat,

So you imagine my anger and surprise

When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.

score 190 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-24T01:03:21+00:00

This is your last warning. If you kill another otter ur @ss will be screwed. Do not kill another otter or u will regret it. -otter god

score 433 · Answer 17 · 2017-08-23T22:54:41+00:00

When these come out who else is gonna have an army of tiny otter floofs?

score 90 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-01T23:20:37+00:00

Is is just me or if you had a chose between an raptor and a otter with a cute top hat I choose the otter

Up if you would do same

~Crystaldragon

score 359 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-29T18:41:53+00:00

Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2023-10-09T04:58:59+00:00

Very dangerous will destroy anything in its path.