Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Sigh. Thankyou Squirrely for all your support. It has been helpful the past few days of war. It started rough, but an otter was stuck in the claws of a turquoise and white argy named marshmallow, the otter soared through the air in the clutches of the bird and finally landed on the ground, he raised his bow in defense but he saw piles of food, an otter Sanctuary, and kind animals welcoming the otter. Many other creatures whom were constantly hunted were there too, diplocaluses, equus, otters, it was amazing! He was pampered there and got his armor and weapons back, along with a powerful mount of the name archopexex. He told his friends and the mayor of it and when otters were injured Squirrely would rescue them. Her noble steed Twinkles, (Twinkle Toes) protects the sanctuary with her sharp horn, in which takes up at least a third of the entire lakes land. If somehow a threat reaches the inside of all the protection, her 4 griffins all over the level of 150 charge it and make dinner for the otters. This wonderful place shall now be a resting place for otter warriors. They can come and go as they please, and even some other residents, not otters fight with the otters to stop deaths of their kind. Squirrely is a lifesaver, quite literally. She had even taped the start of the great otter revolution, as a warning for survivors to watch their back. She posted it on a place called Dododex, a place in which survivors chat about creatures and such. She has agreed to begin posting the otter wars daily. She suspects there to be at least 10 of them, this being the second. She will be great in the war. Todayβs conference went well with her and we agree to meet at her base in the hidden lake. Any otters who would like to attend are welcome. We shall discuss the matters of war, as she has great technology that can be handy in the war. She knows how to work with metal and a strange thing called tek for suits of armor and weapons. She also befriended many animals called archopexex, which are more powerful than meganeuras. We decided to use these new bird type things with the Calvary. The diplocalusus are good mounts too in these matters, as they can carry many otters at a time. If only there were more good survivors like this on the island. So far no deaths from our warriors. Please help support the war effort and contribute to the otter war.
-Squirrely -Dont Disrespect otters, Or else your never setting foot in the water. Pt 2 of the Otter War.
More Otter Funny Tips
You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wear a hat
Me: tames a otter
12 seconds later
YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23
Me: bruh
*pulls out shotgun*
Yo this beast killed my tribe mate and his dodo
My otter found a way to stop a war.
If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...
Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.
If you don't like otters the world will end!
1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth
They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......
Ok I killed this guy and my tribemate said its time to tame a giga then he bolad me and ran as i shot the GIGA!!!
Tip: dont kill this guy or your tribemate would sacrifice you to a gigas mouth