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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the otter? Funny otter jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: La la la. Hm, I want to tame something today!
Me: Knocks Griffin out
Me: notices it says too many creatures on this ark
Me: Oh! I must have some useless pets in here…
Me: Scrolls through tames.
Me: Oh my GOSH….
Me: I DIDNT KNOW I TAMED 234 OTTERS AAAAHHHH
Me: Finds the otters
Me: But they’re too cute…
Me: Unclaims titantosaur and giga for room
Me: Glances at Griffin
Me: With these tame slots I could be taming otters…
Me: kills all other pets and puts in otter tames
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: With you, I shall rule the ark, WE CAN TAKE GIGAS WITH 300
Server: Human Has Joined This Ark
Me: Walking with all otters following
Human: Hm, I didn’t know the ground was multicolored.
Otters: Start walking around making the ground shake
Human: AAHHHHH HELP ME! H-He-
Me: Did you otters hear that?
Otters: All shake their heads no
Me: hm, must just be me.
Human: Suffocating with all the fur
Me: La la la!
Later…
Me: Now that the palace has finished we shall put in the royal otters!
Squirrely Based off a true story where I tamed around 200 otters ò-ó
And yes I did get rid of those tames for otters!!! And yep I did make a palace for them.
My sis named her otter Fluffy, he was a good boy. He helped us survive the freezing cold tempatures in the snow biome, defend us from small nasties, and made a nice fluffy scarf (heh). Until, one day, when both me and my sis decided to go tame a butt load of Dino’s on our Thyla’s, we lost em. My sis asked at the last moment when we were leaving the redwoods where he was, and obviously I had no flippin idea. Then about a week or two later, I decided to go search for Fluffy. And I did so. About an hour possibly after searching, I found him. He was literally going to starve if I didn’t find him sooner, so I took him to the nearest lake and fed him fish. He still serves us to this day, and that kids is a lesson to not let your sister tag along when taming Dino’s. Don’t trust your siblings.
Ah, the otter, a friend to all. This little fella relates dearly to me, as near my house there's a river where sometimes I can find these guys and watch em mess around( I'm Irish btw)
But this one otter ate my pet coel Dave.
Dave was my only animal and has been with me ever since I got Abberation a year ago.
Dave was there, a small but loving friend, the only fish in the small lake where I lived in the hidden lakes forest. Using a fish cage, I tamed him and jokingly set him to aggressive.
My friend knew I liked otters so he dropped one into my pond. Dave attacked it due to his temperament.
Dave stood no chance.
Neither did that otter.
I hope this helps for people with pet fish in ark.