Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: La la la. Hm, I want to tame something today!
Me: Knocks Griffin out
Me: notices it says too many creatures on this ark
Me: Oh! I must have some useless pets in hereโฆ
Me: Scrolls through tames.
Me: Oh my GOSHโฆ.
Me: I DIDNT KNOW I TAMED 234 OTTERS AAAAHHHH
Me: Finds the otters
Me: But theyโre too cuteโฆ
Me: Unclaims titantosaur and giga for room
Me: Glances at Griffin
Me: With these tame slots I could be taming ottersโฆ
Me: kills all other pets and puts in otter tames
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: With you, I shall rule the ark, WE CAN TAKE GIGAS WITH 300
Server: Human Has Joined This Ark
Me: Walking with all otters following
Human: Hm, I didnโt know the ground was multicolored.
Otters: Start walking around making the ground shake
Human: AAHHHHH HELP ME! H-He-
Me: Did you otters hear that?
Otters: All shake their heads no
Me: hm, must just be me.
Human: Suffocating with all the fur
Me: La la la!
Laterโฆ
Me: Now that the palace has finished we shall put in the royal otters!
Squirrely Based off a true story where I tamed around 200 otters รฒ-รณ
And yes I did get rid of those tames for otters!!! And yep I did make a palace for them.
More Otter Funny Tips
You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He wear a hat
Me: tames a otter
12 seconds later
YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23
Me: bruh
*pulls out shotgun*
Yo this beast killed my tribe mate and his dodo
My otter found a way to stop a war.
If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...
Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.
If you don't like otters the world will end!
1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth
They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......
Ok I killed this guy and my tribemate said its time to tame a giga then he bolad me and ran as i shot the GIGA!!!
Tip: dont kill this guy or your tribemate would sacrifice you to a gigas mouth