Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me: La la la. Hm, I want to tame something today!
Me: Knocks Griffin out
Me: notices it says too many creatures on this ark
Me: Oh! I must have some useless pets in here…
Me: Scrolls through tames.
Me: Oh my GOSH….
Me: I DIDNT KNOW I TAMED 234 OTTERS AAAAHHHH
Me: Finds the otters
Me: But they’re too cute…
Me: Unclaims titantosaur and giga for room
Me: Glances at Griffin
Me: With these tame slots I could be taming otters…
Me: kills all other pets and puts in otter tames
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: With you, I shall rule the ark, WE CAN TAKE GIGAS WITH 300
Server: Human Has Joined This Ark
Me: Walking with all otters following
Human: Hm, I didn’t know the ground was multicolored.
Otters: Start walking around making the ground shake
Human: AAHHHHH HELP ME! H-He-
Me: Did you otters hear that?
Otters: All shake their heads no
Me: hm, must just be me.
Human: Suffocating with all the fur
Me: La la la!
Later…
Me: Now that the palace has finished we shall put in the royal otters!
Squirrely Based off a true story where I tamed around 200 otters ò-ó
And yes I did get rid of those tames for otters!!! And yep I did make a palace for them.