My Dad used to play Ark but quit after all his tames stupidly jump into piranha-infested water and then my dad’s character contracts mega-rabies and waits in the corner for a slow death.

When you get mega rabies but you have 1.5+k health so you dont care

I used these along with megalanias, spiders, and arthropluras, pegos and my titanoboa in my underwater cave base and when someone attacked they died quickly with being webbed, having mega rabies and losing their items and armor that they died fast enough that they didn’t get close to my base then they brought a giga that still lost die to the amount of Dino’s and I had a breeding pair hidden in the cave they never got to and then I bred them back up in the server I was on

My Noivern went to ark and now kills PEOPLE AND POKEMON. My Noivern was lv.100 in my game. I expect it max level in ark exactly like in my pokemon game. Stats: also max and... IT WAS SHINY!!!! Yes. (Joking never had one, I never caught a shiny myself and the only pokemon I trained to max were scorbunny, and a garchomp the garchomp was with me since lv.1....😢I miss it...) the noinoi thing is not true, just a joke... Sadly

Me and my little brother playing on Ragnarok. We go to the castle because he was curious about it. We get up there, a swarm of bats decided to check him out by knocking him into the swamp below, chasing him down there, give him mega rabies and left him to a slow death after he finally killed them while I was in the cliff LMAO... yeah, he knocked me out and drowned me as karma😅

Hate these things they have killed 3 of my megalania

Guys actually this is a better creature for a army than a dimorphodon look at the stat difderence

Roses are red

Artifact of the massive is blue

The onyc says:F**K YOU

Shithead who made me cry when I went into central cave

This is what you see when you see a realistic terraria bat while falling down ur hellevator

Batman dododododo Batman dodo do do do Batman

I was in the lava cave I was on mobile I was walk around then I say I big spider I was scared of it even though I had full chitin and a master craft sword but the I saw the bat I heard someone say that they do a lot of damage and they will destroy your armour then I shot it with my longneck then it chased me but a like 1 meter per a hour so I killed it with my crossbow I think I am to scared of caves

Get a bunch w/ cyro pods and play "batugon" lol

Me enjoying my life* bat

: you got CORONAVIRUS me:I have lesser antidotes bat: 0-0

WARNING it makes your pp bleed. Sorry. I’m sure

Tame these geys and then on Halloween you should put them on wandering and nobody will come to your base! Muhahahahahahaha!😈😈

It’s a flying peice of shit in the caves

My armor is gone

That was ascendant riot ya flying fuckers

These fckers got me trapped, then killed my archaeopteryx, and then a camper argy killed me. FLYING FCKS

Lemme set a seen for you:

Your bff's name is ellen, her nickname is el. You are asked to spell playful in class, and suddenly notice a glare from el , and after school , she turns into this beast and murders you. See what I'm getting at? ❤️🐲🌺