My Dad used to play Ark but quit after all his tames stupidly jump into piranha-infested water and then my dad’s character contracts mega-rabies and waits in the corner for a slow death.
Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
i had a 100+ wyvern and 5 to ten of these guys killed him in 2 seconds
Me on ragnarok:*goes to castle
Also me getting chased by an army of 245 450 170 500 270 and other lvls of bats:I have 1 regret
Brock the gym leader has one of these and can be found in caves easy to catch with great balls and sleep powder .. wait wrong game but sleep still applies
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE