What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.
My first(and strongest) bary died to these mfs, they push her off a cliff in lava cave and she got burned. RIP Bubbles
I didn’t know you can tame them so what’s the use for desmodes actually nevermind but if do tame name it Boot
Throw me food and I will be nice. Ooh! Yummy!!! A bank-full of food
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dracula dont suck.
Dracula scrape... and lick...
I have a ark oc and it's a onyc named carri
I found the vampire in this game
Why is titanoboa kibble here when it does not eat kibble?
Perfekt tamed agentavis killer.
Life if lava golem didn’t have these mfs:
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U
Nothing is funnier than 1 shorting a group (around 7) of these buggers with your argentavis and sending them flying
Flame thrower and a gruesome smile
Ark’s Zubat, or Golbat. Or Numemon
I can’t believe they put morbius in ark
Searched B and found this.
AHTSIAFMW
Go poop on them they will get tamed
I’m literally typing “BA” and this comes up 🤣🤣
I hacked my bat today when I threw him out of his cryopod it said put on a saddle to ride and I had forcetame so I got rid of the sign that said that than it said ride so I made myself invincible and rid on it that was fun
Me on ragnarok:*goes to castle
Also me getting chased by an army of 245 450 170 500 270 and other lvls of bats:I have 1 regret
Whenever I hear or read “Onyc” I think of the oversized rock worm Onyx from Pokémon
whatever you do don’t eat their meat...