Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-14T17:12:33+00:00

If in mobile, just ride a pulmono and wall near it, have a chat with it, feed it, walk around, have fun, give him more food, get the artifact, accidently tame arthropulera, feed him more, exit the cave and tame a rex, and give him more food to tame it.

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-30T02:16:23+00:00

Funny story...tried to tame one ...........thought in was a violent tame so I had been on the mount rainier next to the castle and just PELTED it the head actually.......I did this TWO MORE after the first one and a three died (of course) I’m very very idiotic with my taming methods and never checking Dododex for some reason but YEAH

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-08T00:54:43+00:00

It's the bats that got batman watch out! (Or unless u want to be a super hero in movies then go ahead)

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-06-15T14:10:27+00:00

Me: Walking up to Ragnarok Castle

Bats: Hold my beer

Me: Gets Corona and dies

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-05T10:49:21+00:00

My first(and strongest) bary died to these mfs, they push her off a cliff in lava cave and she got burned. RIP Bubbles

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-08T18:48:46+00:00

When you in lava cave with low level bary and like a billion of these corona bats come and shred you why is the melee so high for there size just wildcard why

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-13T13:01:53+00:00

Onyx: I’m so cute Me: you are kind of cute. Onyx: I'm eating good. Me:what. Onyx: don’t worry bat it

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-31T01:44:26+00:00

Me:what’s that

Dododex: you’ve encountered a wild lvl 150 onyc

Me: wow a bat...

Onyc: uses mega rabies

A little sh*t was killed by a lvl150 Onyc

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-27T18:05:10+00:00

My bro got Mega rabies. died in four seconds.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-06T16:09:25+00:00

Throw me food and I will be nice. Ooh! Yummy!!! A bank-full of food

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-20T00:59:01+00:00

So slooooooooow.Q. what did one bat say to the other bat.A.you look pretty tired of how you are flying

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-29T15:07:53+00:00

I. Cryopoded my 77 reapers n they all died grrrrrrrrr

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-01-26T14:02:53+00:00

I once died in multiplayer and i saw a random bed and it lead me to the place where the artifact of the skylord and a bat killed me

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2019-03-14T08:12:11+00:00

These oversized pigeons lag my potato Xbox

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-22T00:12:25+00:00

Make sure you dont eat any meat from these, they give you swamp fever.

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2018-10-23T15:56:46+00:00

Sadly,you cant bring a pachyrhino in with you.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-19T17:03:24+00:00

I didn’t know you can tame them so what’s the use for desmodes actually nevermind but if do tame name it Boot

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-15T03:34:11+00:00

Bat bites give you rabies

Bat soup gives you corona

Coincidence... I THINK NOT

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-08T13:05:49+00:00

Holup. Raibes is not contagious is it

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-08T14:03:15+00:00

Onyc: Hello sir!

Me: Oh hi!

Onyc: Wanna be friends?

Me: Sure!

Onyc: YUMMY DOG!!!!

Me: MY DIREWOLF NOOOO!!!!!!!!!