Me on ragnarok:*goes to castle
Also me getting chased by an army of 245 450 170 500 270 and other lvls of bats:I have 1 regret
I wonder if I could get covid in ark🦇
Arkealogest: one day long long ago the world was hit by a big meteor
Dinosaurs: no one day a trex decided to eat a onyc a giant bat and it killed us all
Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
Me: goes in lava cave
Onyc: I took that personally
What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
‘Rona! Don’t eat the bat!!!!!!!!!!
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
A ONYC KILLED MY DIRE WOLF rip jinn level 456