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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-01-24T03:12:44+00:00

It is literally a Walmart version of a desmodes

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-25T12:52:38+00:00

Scuffed desmodus? (Crack desmodus) Up if accurate

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-15T14:10:27+00:00

Me: Walking up to Ragnarok Castle

Bats: Hold my beer

Me: Gets Corona and dies

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-08T18:48:46+00:00

When you in lava cave with low level bary and like a billion of these corona bats come and shred you why is the melee so high for there size just wildcard why

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-08T00:54:43+00:00

It's the bats that got batman watch out! (Or unless u want to be a super hero in movies then go ahead)

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-13T13:01:53+00:00

Onyx: I’m so cute Me: you are kind of cute. Onyx: I'm eating good. Me:what. Onyx: don’t worry bat it

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-27T18:05:10+00:00

My bro got Mega rabies. died in four seconds.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2023-10-14T17:12:33+00:00

If in mobile, just ride a pulmono and wall near it, have a chat with it, feed it, walk around, have fun, give him more food, get the artifact, accidently tame arthropulera, feed him more, exit the cave and tame a rex, and give him more food to tame it.

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2018-10-20T00:59:01+00:00

So slooooooooow.Q. what did one bat say to the other bat.A.you look pretty tired of how you are flying

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-29T15:07:53+00:00

I. Cryopoded my 77 reapers n they all died grrrrrrrrr

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-08T14:03:15+00:00

Onyc: Hello sir!

Me: Oh hi!

Onyc: Wanna be friends?

Me: Sure!

Onyc: YUMMY DOG!!!!

Me: MY DIREWOLF NOOOO!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-31T01:44:26+00:00

Me:what’s that

Dododex: you’ve encountered a wild lvl 150 onyc

Me: wow a bat...

Onyc: uses mega rabies

A little sh*t was killed by a lvl150 Onyc

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-22T00:12:25+00:00

Make sure you dont eat any meat from these, they give you swamp fever.

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2018-10-23T15:56:46+00:00

Sadly,you cant bring a pachyrhino in with you.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-02-03T16:18:58+00:00

The programers seemed to have left half of a landing/hanging animation in the game for them. If you whistle for them to land, they do a little back flip like they're going to hang upside down on their feet. They can't land or hang though sadly and most likely will never get an update considering how old the tame is and with the addition of the Des. Pour one out to pay resects to all those onycs who will never get TLC from the devs.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2024-09-24T23:22:35+00:00

DUN-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA

*BAT-AIDS!*

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-01-26T14:02:53+00:00

I once died in multiplayer and i saw a random bed and it lead me to the place where the artifact of the skylord and a bat killed me

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-03-14T08:12:11+00:00

These oversized pigeons lag my potato Xbox

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-07-05T10:49:21+00:00

My first(and strongest) bary died to these mfs, they push her off a cliff in lava cave and she got burned. RIP Bubbles

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-15T03:34:11+00:00

Bat bites give you rabies

Bat soup gives you corona

Coincidence... I THINK NOT