Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the onyc? Funny onyc jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 9 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-19T07:31:11+00:00

They don’t give corona on ark mobile

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-22T07:31:42+00:00

Again, ark still likes avatar, that's why they added a wolf bat that gives rabies-

-Beanzles!-

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2023-02-20T23:59:41+00:00

I was just flying through the air trying to get to the snow Byam, and these things come out of nowhere bite me and start killing me. It was mega rabies I think, but I died with my argy eggs, fertilized and five fertilized tea, Rex eggs, and my argy died. I don’t know animals can get a mega rabies.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2023-02-19T21:51:50+00:00

Is it rideable? It says equip saddle to ride?

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-18T02:20:40+00:00

‘Rona! Don’t eat the bat!!!!!!!!!!

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-28T04:39:22+00:00

Studio wildcard knee that corona will come onyc bites corona oh! Corona antidote (lesser antidote) will come

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-17T05:40:48+00:00

If u tame many, and if u have high melee (wonder if it works) with black dyed flak armour, u cab technically be batman

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-28T19:30:54+00:00

Desmodus draculae 2.0 (Filler for cuz of not enough words )

score 9 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-09T18:15:44+00:00

It's not just any type of rabies..... its mega rabies.

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-17T07:34:35+00:00

Was taking forever to tame so i was watching Netflix while taming then forgot about it and died on’t make the same mistake

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2021-01-26T19:06:56+00:00

Brock the gym leader has one of these and can be found in caves easy to catch with great balls and sleep powder .. wait wrong game but sleep still applies

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-02T02:05:29+00:00

Enters cave

Bats: mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

Me: F$$K

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-17T20:53:37+00:00

When you search up bat this guy comes up DragonKing1

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-09T00:58:44+00:00

NEVER look back or IT will show you it’s penny wise teeth🤡

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-24T19:53:45+00:00

We found the COVID-19 cure!!!! Lesser antidotes work just fine!

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2018-08-31T01:51:06+00:00

Literally i feel as if i want to tame one but batman will rise and rain hell on me with its rabies.

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-06T15:26:39+00:00

i had a 100+ wyvern and 5 to ten of these guys killed him in 2 seconds

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-30T02:16:23+00:00

Funny story...tried to tame one ...........thought in was a violent tame so I had been on the mount rainier next to the castle and just PELTED it the head actually.......I did this TWO MORE after the first one and a three died (of course) I’m very very idiotic with my taming methods and never checking Dododex for some reason but YEAH

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-03T21:22:19+00:00

wyvern + desmodus + argentavis = dollar tree wyvern (aka onyc)

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-04-18T04:28:19+00:00

Start with with a level 9 Spawn, name it na.

Repeat the proces adding a 9 every time.

become more dramatic gradually (na, nana, Nana, NaNa, etc.)

Name the highest level one BATMAN!

My barman is level 9Mil😂